This is a page of excuses and no good reasons.

My dog has hemorroids. I had to take him to the vet.

I have a big zit on my nose.

I had to stop at an accident and direct traffic.

I can't work on Tuesday because my cat is going to die.

I waxed my mustache and now I have a rash.

A bottle of makeup exploded in my purse.

Sorry I didn't call.  My half sister was in the hospital. 
They were sucking fluid from her brain.  My cell phone
was in the car.  I was out of cell phone range.

Sorry I didn't call.  My half sister was having a family
crisis.  I had to go to her house and maintain order.  

Sorry I didn't call.  My half sister needed my help. 
My nephews took my cell phone and hid it. 
They do this with all my stuff.

Sorry I didn't call.  I was sick and couldn't talk. 
My friend was supposed to call you.  I'm suprised she didn't.

Sorry I didn't call.  I dropped my phone and
broke part that lets me know I have messages.


			
			

Submit your own excuse. One that you have heard or used,

Why you were late or absent, why you did not call.

You can email the excuse to be posted on this page.